SNL's Weekend Correspondent "Stefon" on our Winter Gala, aka the best thing to do this weekend in Reno*

*A Parody. Obviously.

""Reno's hottest club is "Rounds," a bakery that turns into a miniature horse beauty pageant contest and events center after dark. 

The creation of Good Luck Macbeth Board Member Bill Ware aka "Princess JazzMen," this place has EVERYTHING; baskets of lotion, barbra streisand's fake basement stores, tiger-people, high kicks, dungeon culture, free fava beans, and Thatcherings for everyone."

(Thatcherings?)

"Yeah, its when a group of midgets dressed as margaret thatcher throw old potatoes at people who grew up in the north of england while screaming saxon war cries."

"Everyone will be there this weekend for Good Luck Macbeth's Season Fundraiser; Bill, your Drunk Uncle, that one girl, the midbillies, both joes, actor-people, all the amandas, Ginger Devine, and Hannibal Lecturer."

(Hannbial Lecturer?)

"Yeah, its when your Jewish Mother alternately gives you advice and berates you while making you mix her a drink and crying.

tickets are $20, although they've been known to accept bags of diamond-studded false eyelashes in lieu of payment, and it lasts from 6pm until the police shut it down."

*Disclaimer*

While the entire post was largely a parody, we are throwing the hottest fundraiser this saturday night at rounds bakery. 

we can't promise you minature horses or thatcherings, but we can promise you loads of amazing food, interactive displays of our 2016 season shows, a cash bar full of great beers and wines, and songs about Silence of the Lambs. 

purchase tickets to our fundraiser here!